The Daily News Strikes Out; Gary Matthews Bumbles Along; The Three Most Annoying Voices in Philly Sports; and, one more time, Who Is Rob Brooks and Why He Must Be Fired NOW!!! – Part 4
The Daily News – More Money, Less Coverage
There was a time when The Philadelphia Daily News had one of the finest sports pages in America. Now, in this writer’s opinion, they’re not even first in Philadelphia. Beat reporters like Les Bowen lack the insight, the clever phrasing, and authority fans expect, while there has yet to emerge a columnist who can carry Bill Conlin’s laptop. Give me The Inquirer’s Bob Brookover and Bob Ford every time.
Can You Find Phillies Coverage?
We can all agree the current edition of the Phillies has captured the imagination of the city. But let me ask you this: have you noticed where the News puts Phils coverage? Certainly not on the first sports page. And no, not on the second. More like the 4th or 5th. But on Tuesday, following the long awaited first game in the Red Sox series, they relegated game coverage to page EIGHT! That is simply not acceptable. Worse yet, and if you didn’t read the game account you won’t believe this, the contest was NOT reported by beat writer David Murphy, not by Paul Hagen, not by any News sports writer, but by the AP. There’s more. The piece was less than 400 words. Ridiculous and insulting. The Daily News disrespects both the team and the fans. So, as a proud Philadelphian, let me respond to the News and this conspicuous and inexcusable omission thusly: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Some one needs to be fired. Or taken behind the wood shed and whooped!
Gary Matthews Flunks Another MATTH Test
The abysmal, appalling, atrocious, astonishingly inept work of alleged color commentator, Gary Matthews, just doesn’t get any better. If you love your Phillies and enjoy watching them on TV, the experience continues to be ruined by his forever incoherent babbling. Face it, he’ll never get better. He’s just plain bad, arguably the worst commentator in the entire history of sport.
I’ve written about my ever-growing contempt for his jumbled thinking, and intellectually insulting mutterings for some time now. But it’s even more important to remind folks that the determination to hire Matthews, along with other horrible decisions, was made by the Phillies director of broadcasting, Rob (I’m the smartest guy out there) Brooks. It was Brooks who hired (and, after one season on TV, fired) Scott Graham. It was Brooks who created the last year’s disaster of three men-in-the-broadcast-booth. It was Brooks who so “cleverly” decided that Tom McCarthy should make in-game “reports,” while mindlessly intruding on the action on the field.
Last night sadly served as another reminder of how aggravating “TMac’s” in game invasions are.
Maybe you’ll agree with me that one of the most exciting plays in baseball is the drag bunt for a hit. The batter taps the ball and then we watch fielder, runner, and the baseball in exciting anticipation of who wins the race. Last night, Shane Victorino dropped a beauty to the second base side of Red Sox first baseman Sean Casey, and legged it out for a single. It was sheer delight. But thanks to Rob (Hey look at me – I’m really smart) Brooks, what did we get? We got a look at TMac, sitting in the stands, rambling on about something eminently forgettable, and were denied the call by Harry Kalas. It’s revolting. It really is.
But back to Matthews and some more beauties of illogic and inarticulateness. Here are some of his “best” dim-witted remarks from the last two Red Sox games:
On Pitching: “Your number one and two have been struggling except for Hamels.” Say wha? Are we just a bit confused, Sarge? Hamels is clearly the Phils Nunber one starter and he has been brilliant. Egads.
On getting the “Sure Out”: With a runner on first and a ground ball to Ryan Howard, Howard considered throwing to second, but then got the “sure out” at first base. Matthews intoned, “You want to take that sure out, but you want that sure double play.” That’s for sure, Sarge. Existential thinking there. Impressive.
More on Pitching: With Adam Eaton pitching and struggling to keep the Phillies in the game, our ace analyst spoke, “He needs to pitch to allow his team to win.” I’d not only agree with that, I’d say Matthews has to shut up so my ears can breathe.
On Jon Lester’s Assortment of Pitches: “He has four pitches: fastball, slider and splitter. OK, let me do some rudimentary MATTH. Hmmn, that would be THREE pitches, Sarge. One. Two. Three.
Well, that’s it for me. It’s sickening enough to listen to Matthews, but it’s become even more stomach turning to recount his gaffes on this site. So, to protect my mental health, I have to retreat to my policy of earlier this season: no TV during innings 3, 4 and 5. No more Matthews. Just can’t do it anymore..
Silly Season for the Spoken Word
For those who aren’t paying attention – congratulations! You haven’t noticed that Mike Misanthropic-nelli is back on the air. I wonder if he’s still angry? Yes, I’m sure Mikie is terminally apoplectic.
John Clark – Weekend Sports Anchor, NBC10
Calrk is the most high school Harry, rah rah rah, jock sniffing “journalist” in town. If you want to win some money, make this bet about his next report following an Eagles road game: while he’s blabbing sophomoric homilies, there will be a bunch of Eagles rooters shouting behind him. Not that Clark is obvious or predictable. His next original thought will be his first.
Jan Gorham – WIP newsreader
Gorham has gotten the longest free ride in town. She is simply rude, crude, and barbaric. Gorham reads her copy with a derisive, mocking tone. Gorham is all about the cult of Gorham. And on the rare occasion when she does an interview, she poaches her unsuspecting subjects and asks demeaning questions for which there are no answers, something along the lines of, “Do you still beat your wife?” It’s time someone noticed and called her out.