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Gary Matthews : Dolt

Posted in Uncategorized by phillymediasports on September 30, 2009

We Fightins’ fans exhaled last night when Ryan Madson sent Hunter Pence back into the night with a 97 mph heater. The Home Boyz need one more game to clinch their 3rd straight Division title. In a way, I’m happy the slogging has been so tough; it makes the winning all the more tasty.

Because of the importance of the games, I’ve broken a personal rule and kept the TV sound ON during the middle three innings.  That, of course, produces intestinal gas due to the verbal gas that the windbag dolt  Matthews discharges with his stupid soliloquies.  Last night, during Jason Werth’s 5th inning at bat, the dolt Matthews belabored the point that Jason bails a bit when he faces a right handed pitcher. Well, as it happensWerth was facing a right handed pitcher, Wesley Wright, and as Matthews babbled, Werth smashed his 35th home run of the season – and 95th rbi – into the right center field stands. Rather than celebrating the home run – a critical home run that gave the homies some cushion – the dolt Matthews continued to point out Werth’s imperfection.

So, research junkie that I am, I looked up the dolt Matthews’ stats and found the following.  Only 3 times did the dolt Matthews hit as many as 20 home runs, topping out at 27 in 1979.  He managed as many as 90 rbis only once.  Hmmn, let me think about this:  the dolt Matthews unrelentingly criticizes a man who has hit 8 home runs more than he ever did and who has driven in 5 more runs than he ever did.  And that’s with 5 games still remaining to be played this season.

I guess the game has gotten easier for the dolt Matthews.  Or maybe he’s just an incoherent, ignorant ignoramus.

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  1. Stinky McGee said, on October 8, 2009 at 11:59 am

    Stinky agrees. If one is purporting to be an expert in a certain field or segment, then one must know his facts. “Dolt” is generous, methinks. You are the factcheck.org of baseball.

  2. phillymediasports said, on October 8, 2009 at 12:01 pm

    Oh don’t you worry, I’m checkin the facts and makin a list. Thanks for your comment.


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